Crazy Burger Cafe & Juice Bar Menu Prices

Appetizers

Naan Contender

Poundies, spicy chicken, roasted peppers, and cheddar, baked onto naan bread. Buffalo sauce and gorgonzola dressing finish off this employee favorite.

$11.25

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Stuffed Spinach Crepes

Two fresh spinach crepes, three cheeses and sun-dried tomato. Pan-fried, nestled on mesclun greens and drizzled with balsamic reduction.

$11.25

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Mad Mexi-Skins

Gluten-free. Crisp, fried potato skins, baked with refried beans, avocado, tomato, and cheddar and served with salsa and sour cream.

$10.25

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Fried Calamari

Gluten-free. Breaded, fried and served with oregano-pepperoncini relish.

$10.99

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Lucky Latkes

Zucchini pancakes on a bed of baby greens with chive sour cream.

$9.99

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Sweet Risotto-Corn Fritters

Arborio rice, sweet potato, corn, caramelized onion, and fresh herbs served with two dipping sauces- creamy onion-gorgonzola dressing and maple-carrot reduction.

$10.25

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Chicken Wings Gone Crazy

Gluten-free. 12 wings served in one of our signature sauces; buffalo, general dean’s, barbecue or teriyaki…creamy gorgonzola dressing on the side.

$13.25

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Pacific Rim Rolls

Ground chicken tenderloins marinated with our Bangkok slaw and wrapped in wonton skins. With spicy Thai peanut sauce.

$10.25

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Soups & Salads

Magic Green Soup

Vegetarian, gluten-free. Kale, spinach, avocado, sweet potato, pear, bean, cilantro puree.

$4.25

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New England Clam Chowder

$4.25

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House Greens

Crispy romaine with carrots, croutons, alfalfa sprouts, tomatoes and cucumbers.

$5.99

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Field Greens

Mesclun greens with carrots, croutons, alfalfa sprouts, tomatoes, cucumbers.

$6.99

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Caesar Greens

Romaine lettuce tossed with housemade dressing and Parmesan.

$9.99

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Sesame Orange Chicken Salad

Crispy coconut chicken on a bed of mixed greens; garnished with candied walnuts, Brie cheese and avocado. Orange- sesame vinaigrette on the side.

$13.99

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Massaged Kale Salad

Vegetarian, gluten-free. Crisp kale tossed with sesame seeds, cucumber lime vinaigrette and peppadew peppers.

$8.99

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Teriyaki Salmon Salad

Teriyaki marinated salmon grilled and placed over a cool cucumber-mozzarella aioli, ripe avocado and fresh mesclun greens. Served with balsamic dressing on the side.

$14.99

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Hoof, Fin & Claw Burgers

If an item is fried it is not 100% gluten-free. Comes with a choice of balsamic bean salad or Bangkok slaw side.

Freaky Fajita Burger

Ground chicken marinated "tex‐mex" style, then grilled in a tortilla with avocado and cheddar/jack cheese. Salsa and sour cream are on the side.

$13.25

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Chickie Chorizo Burger

Ground chicken mixed with pepperoni and chorizo; topped with bacon, cheddar, caramelized onion, and red pepper rings; served on a bolo.

$14.25

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Luna‐sea Burger

Freshly ground salmon mixed with pistachio pesto, then baked in phyllo dough and served with a side of orange‐chipotle mayonnaise.

$15.25

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Mahi Mahi Taco Burger

Mixed with jalapenos, citrus, and fresh vegetables, then breaded in a corn chip crust and wrapped in a tortilla with Bangkok slaw and pico de gallo. Fresh tomatillo guacamole is on the side.

$15.25

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Silly Turkey Burger

Mixed with risotto; on a bolo with basil‐goat cheese mayonnaise side.

$12.25

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The Ma‐ma‐mumbai Turkey Burger

Ground turkey infused with rosemary, curry, cumin, allspice, and ginger; topped with smoked Gouda and sliced apples on a grilled bolo with a side of curry mayonnaise.

$13.25

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Vertiginous Vegan Burgers

No animal products used. Comes with a choice of balsamic bean salad or Bangkok slaw side.

Quinoa Vegan Burger

Vegetarian, gluten-free. Quinoa, black beans and sweet potato with cilantro‐cashew pesto, in a crunchy corn chip crust. Served without a bun due to the corn chip crust.

$13.25

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Poco Loco Vegan Burger

Roasted tempeh and wild black rice meld with peppers, onions and black beans the ’burger’ is then spiced, wrapped in a tomato tortilla with avocado and grilled. Salsa and vegan sour cream on the side. (gluten-free without the wrap).

$14.25

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Birdie Mae Burger

Grilled tempeh, purple sticky rice, sweet potato, roasted sunflower seeds and rose‐ mary‐pumpkin pesto combine to accentuate taste and texture. Grilled into a tomato tortilla.

$12.25

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Wild & Crazy Mushroom Burger

Portabella, porcini and domestic mushrooms mixed with risotto and sautéed vegetables. This one is served on a vegan bun with a side of wild mushroom gravy.

$13.50

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Mad Max Burgers

Ground short rib/chuck beef blend served in wacky fashion. All beef burgers are gluten-free without the bread.

The Red Rage Franco Beef & Boursin Burger

Grilled and topped with creamy herbed cheese, roasted sunflower seeds, and alfalfa sprouts, on a wheat Kaiser roll.

$13.25

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The Fire "Works" Burger

Coated with our fennel rub and topped with melted Gouda caramelized onion and red pepper rings; served on a bolo with crisp bacon and Chile garlic mayonnaise.

$15.25

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Loco Burger

Beef, black beans, and cheddar, grilled with avocado in a tortilla and topped with salsa.

$14.25

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Wassup Burger

Coated with sesame‐ fennel ‐wasabi rub, topped with Brie and onion rings ; on a whole wheat bun. On the side, you’ll find a wasabi‐chipotle mayonnaise.

$13.25

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Quirky Cajun Burger

With caramelized onions and creole spices. On a bolo with creole catsup.

$11.25

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Goofy Gorgonzola Burger

Topped with caramelized onions and gorgonzola cheese. This savory burger is served on a grilled bolo with a side of creamy onion‐gorgonzola dressing.

$12.25

-

Moo‐moo Melt

An old school patty melt. Ground beef topped with caramelized onions, griddled and pressed into rye bread with mayonnaise and cheddar.

$12.25

-

Plain & Simple Burger

On a toasted bolo. Personalize it with the "add‐ons".

$10.25

-

House Specialties

Usually with home fries.

Mexi‐eggs

Scrambled, avocado, black beans, salsa, cheddar and sour cream in a crispy tortilla shell.

$12.25

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Mexi Burrito

Similar to mexi eggs, wrapped in a soft tortilla.

$12.25

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Eggs Bernadette

Grilled corned beef hash over poached eggs on a bolo with hollandaise.

$13.25

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Eggs Benedict

Grilled Canadian bacon and poached eggs topped with hollandaise on a bolo.

$12.25

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Eggs Florentine

Steamed spinach, artichokes and poached eggs topped with hollandaise on a bolo.

$12.25

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Benny Latke

Zucchini latkes, poached eggs topped with hollandaise on a bolo.

$13.25

-

Mexi ‐tofu

Seasoned tofu, scrambled with avocado, smoky salsa, goat cheese. Served with brioche.

$11.25

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Nikisha Fu

Seasoned tofu, scrambled with vegan sausage, steamed broccoli, spinach, mushrooms and soy cheese. Topped with avocado and red onion. Presented with salsa and rye toast.

$13.25

-

The Woods’ Tofu

Steve’s concoction consists of scrambled tofu tossed with tomatoes, black beans, and soy cheese, served with multi‐grain toast and fresh fruit. (gluten-free without bread).

$11.25

-

Avocado Toast

Thick cut whole wheat toast points with tomatillo guacamole, crazy salt, alfalfa sprouts, and a lemon wedge. Served with fresh fruit healthy af.

$10.95

-

Dissertations

Raspberry Key Lime Pie

Gluten-free. The dessert we're famous for–with whipped cream and raspberry sauce.

$7.25

-

Fried Mexican Ice Cream

Rolled in frosty flakes. Topped with honey, caramel, chocolate, and whipped cream.

$7.25

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Chocolate Chip Cookie Split

Our homemade cookie with a scoop of ice cream, banana, chocolate sauce, caramel, whipped cream and chopped walnuts.

$7.25

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Vegan Carrot Cake

Cream cheese frosting, toasted coconut, walnuts.

$7.25

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Vegan Cookie Split

Cappy cookies, rice dream, banana, chocolate sauce, and powdered sugar.

$7.25

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Nitro Cart Coffee (16 oz.)

Tlc cold brew tapped with pure nitrogen. This creates a smooth and creamy texture without adding any dairy or sugar. Nitro coffee pours like a guinness beer without the fizz. Tlc’s craft nitro features an espresso blend with deep tones of cocoa.

$5.75

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Quesadilla Zona

Breakfast Quesadilla

Turkey sausage, roasted peppers, black beans, and cheddar, jack scrambled with eggs, and grilled into a flour tortilla, topped with salsa and sour cream.

$12.25

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Just in Quesadilla

Steamed spinach, tomato, goat cheese and artichoke hearts scrambled with eggs and grilled in a tomato tortilla, topped with red pepper oil.

$12.25

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Western Quesadilla

Canadian bacon, caramelized onions, roasted red peppers and cheddar, jack grilled in a flour tortilla with scrambled eggs topped with hollandaise.

$12.25

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Vegan Quesadilla

Vegan sausage, spinach, mushrooms, broccoli and soy cheese with seasoned scrambled tofu grilled in a tomato tortilla with salsa and red pepper oil.

$13.25

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Other Stuff

Honey BBQ Chicken Enchilada

Honey glazed chicken, grilled, pulled, and mixed with corn, black bean and fresh jalapeños. Baked in a flour tortilla with a tangy barbeque mole and cheddar -jack cheese.

$15.99

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Coconut Chicken Sandwich

On a bolo tossed in buffalo, general dean’s, teriyaki or barbecue sauce; creamy gorgonzola dressing on the side.

$10.25

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West Coast Vegan Enchilada

Vegetarian. A flavorful mix of roasted tempeh, pinto beans, eggplant, and peppers smothered in a barbecue mole then baked into a tomato tortilla.

$16.99

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Crazy Kids' Stuff

No big kids allowed!

Kid Burger

On a mini bun with fries.

$5.25

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Kid Dog

On a long bun with fries.

$5.25

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Kid Tenders

With fries.

$6.25

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Kid Grilled

With fries.

$5.25

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Kid Za

Sauce and cheese.

$5.25

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Poquito Loco Burger

Vegetarian. Vegan burger for kids only. On a tortilla with fries.

$6.25

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Crazy Sides

All sides are vegetarian, gluten-free.

Balsamic Bean Salad

Great Northern beans in balsamic vinaigrette.

$3.25

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Bangkok Slaw

Savoy and Napa cabbages marinated in soy, ginger and lime.

$2.99

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House Cut French Fries

$4.25

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Fresh Sweet Potato Fries

$5.25

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Poundies

Irish mashed potatoes with spinach, carrots and basil "pounded" in.

$5.25

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Roasted Vegetable Salad

With red pepper–sriracha oil.

$5.25

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Bowl of Pickles

$2.25

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Mouth-Watering Beverages

Smoothies

Crazy fruit concoctions with yogurt, simple syrup and ice.

$6.25

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Crazy Size Your Smoothie (24 oz.)

$9.50

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Fresh Juices

$6.25

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Crazy Combos

$6.25

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Milkshakes

$6.25

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Vegan Shakes

$7.25

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Frozen Lemonade

Made with freshly squeezed lemons, fruit purees and simple syrup.

$5.25

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Espresso Drinks

Cammie’s Phat Frappuccino

A shot of espresso, a shot of coffee, a touch of cream, a jigger of chocolate, a touch of caramel, a little bit more sugar, blend with ice, top with whipped cream and you are good to go.

$5.25

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Nitro Coffee

$5.75

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Luluna Kombucha

$5.25

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Espresso

$2.25

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Latte

$4.25

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Iced Mocha

$5.25

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Iced Latte

$5.25

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Caramel Latte

Hot or iced.

$5.25

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Big Train Chai

Vanilla, spiced or chocolate.

$4.25

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Iced Chai

$5.25

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Redeye

$4.25

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Americano

$3.25

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Iced Americano

$3.75

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Macchiato

$3.99

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Iced Chocolate-Ginger Snap Chai

$5.25

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Chai Charger

Hot or iced. Chai with a shot of espresso.

$5.25

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Iced Espresso

$3.25

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Cappuccino

$4.25

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Mochachino

$4.25

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Other Great Beverages

Soft Drinks

$2.25

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Coffee

Colombian- regular or decaf.

$2.25

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Teas

Lipton (regular or decaf).

$1.50

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Herbal Teas

$1.75

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Iced Tea (Unsweetened)

$2.25

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Tlc Iced Coffee

$2.75

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Milk

$1.99

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Chocolate Milk

$2.25

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Coffee Milk

$2.25

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Hot Chocolate

$2.25

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Cranberry Juice

$2.25

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Tomato Juice

$2.25

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Arnold Palmer

$3.25

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Basic Breakfast Stuff

2 Eggs with Style

Any style. With home fries and brioche toast.

$6.25

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2 Eggs with Cinnamon Roll & Home Fries

$8.25

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2 Eggs with with Home Fries & Brioche

With your choice of pork or turkey sausage, bacon or Canadian bacon.

$9.25

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2 Eggs

With your choice of corned beef, turkey or roasted vegetable hash, home fries, and brioche.

$11.25

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2 Eggs with Zucchini Latkes

Topped with scallion sour cream, home fries and brioche.

$11.25

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2 Eggs with Poco‐Loco Hash

$11.25

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Surfer Style

Three eggs, one pancake, one breakfast ‘meat’, home fries, brioche, a small juice and coffee.

$14.25

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Baja Beach Breakfast

Two eggs scrambled with turkey sausage, black beans, salsa, and cheddar‐jack cheese in a tomato tortilla; served with a cinnamon roll, home fries and a small juice.

$13.25

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Name Your Own Omelet

With home fries and brioche three eggs plain omelet.

$7.25

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Breakfast Sandwiches

With home fries.

Get up & Go to School

Two eggs folded omelet style on a bolo.

$6.25

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Vegan Style

Grilled, seasoned tofu, avocado and soy cheddar on a vegan bun.

$8.25

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Breakfast Crepes

Two spinach crepes stuffed with three cheeses, scrambled eggs and sun‐dried tomato. Grilled, filled and finished with sweet balsamic syrup. Sweet potato fries on the side.

$12.25

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Crepes Marie

Sun‐dried tomatoes, roasted peppers, goat cheese and scrambled eggs, wrapped in spinach crepes and topped with red pepper oil. Sweet potato fries on the side.

$12.25

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Pancakes, French Toast, Waffles

All are dusted with xxx sugar. Served with 100% New England maple syrup.

Multi-Grain Buttermilk Pancakes

$7.25

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Multi-Grain Buttermilk Pancakes with Blueberries

$8.25

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Multi-Grain Buttermilk Pancakes with Chocolate Chips

$8.25

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Belgian Waffles

Garnished with whipped cream.

$7.25

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Belgian Batter Pancakes

$7.25

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Belgian Batter Pancakes with Blueberries

$8.25

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Belgian Batter Pancakes with Chocolate Chips

$8.25

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Cinnamon Roll French Toast

Topped with cinnamon icing.

$7.25

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White French Toast

$6.25

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Multi‐grain French Toast

$6.25

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Brioche French Toast

$7.25

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Louise’s Amazing Gluten-Free Vegan Cakes

Vegetarian, gluten-free. Gluten-free flour, almond milk and mashed bananas make them so tasty.

$9.25

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Pancake Stuffies

Two multi-grain pancakes stacked and stuffed with peaches and sweetened cream cheese. Topped with granola crumble and whipped cream.

$8.25

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Side Plates - Breakfast

Oatmeal

$4.25

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Yogurt Bowl

$4.75

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Gluten-Free Toast

$2.25

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Cinnamon Roll

$4.25

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English Muffin

$1.25

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White Toast

$1.25

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Rye Toast

$1.25

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8 Grain Toast

$1.25

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Bacon

$4.50

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Sausage

$4.50

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Turkey Sausage

$4.50

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Home Fries

$4.50

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Roasted Vegetable Hash

$5.25

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Vegan Sausage Hash

$6.25

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Turkey Sausage Hash

$5.25

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Corned Beef Hash

$6.25

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Poco Loco Hash

$7.25

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Appetizers

Naan Contender

Poundies, spicy chicken, roasted peppers, and cheddar, baked onto naan bread. Buffalo sauce and gorgonzola dressing finish off this employee favorite.

$11.25

-

Stuffed Spinach Crepes

Two fresh spinach crepes, three cheeses and sun-dried tomato. Pan-fried, nestled on mesclun greens and drizzled with balsamic reduction.

$11.25

-

Mad Mexi-Skins

Gluten-free. Crisp, fried potato skins, baked with refried beans, avocado, tomato, and cheddar and served with salsa and sour cream.

$10.25

-

Fried Calamari

Gluten-free. Breaded, fried and served with oregano-pepperoncini relish.

$10.99

-

Lucky Latkes

Zucchini pancakes on a bed of baby greens with chive sour cream.

$9.99

-

Sweet Risotto-Corn Fritters

Arborio rice, sweet potato, corn, caramelized onion, and fresh herbs served with two dipping sauces- creamy onion-gorgonzola dressing and maple-carrot reduction.

$10.25

-

Chicken Wings Gone Crazy

Gluten-free. 12 wings served in one of our signature sauces; buffalo, general dean’s, barbecue or teriyaki…creamy gorgonzola dressing on the side.

$13.25

-

Pacific Rim Rolls

Ground chicken tenderloins marinated with our Bangkok slaw and wrapped in wonton skins. With spicy Thai peanut sauce.

$10.25

-

Soups & Salads

Magic Green Soup

Vegetarian, gluten-free. Kale, spinach, avocado, sweet potato, pear, bean, cilantro puree.

$4.25

-

New England Clam Chowder

$4.25

-

House Greens

Crispy romaine with carrots, croutons, alfalfa sprouts, tomatoes and cucumbers.

$5.99

-

Field Greens

Mesclun greens with carrots, croutons, alfalfa sprouts, tomatoes, cucumbers.

$6.99

-

Caesar Greens

Romaine lettuce tossed with housemade dressing and Parmesan.

$9.99

-

Sesame Orange Chicken Salad

Crispy coconut chicken on a bed of mixed greens; garnished with candied walnuts, Brie cheese and avocado. Orange- sesame vinaigrette on the side.

$13.99

-

Massaged Kale Salad

Vegetarian, gluten-free. Crisp kale tossed with sesame seeds, cucumber lime vinaigrette and peppadew peppers.

$8.99

-

Teriyaki Salmon Salad

Teriyaki marinated salmon grilled and placed over a cool cucumber-mozzarella aioli, ripe avocado and fresh mesclun greens. Served with balsamic dressing on the side.

$14.99

-

Hoof, Fin & Claw Burgers

If an item is fried it is not 100% gluten-free. Comes with a choice of balsamic bean salad or Bangkok slaw side.

Freaky Fajita Burger

Ground chicken marinated "tex‐mex" style, then grilled in a tortilla with avocado and cheddar/jack cheese. Salsa and sour cream are on the side.

$13.25

-

Chickie Chorizo Burger

Ground chicken mixed with pepperoni and chorizo; topped with bacon, cheddar, caramelized onion, and red pepper rings; served on a bolo.

$14.25

-

Luna‐sea Burger

Freshly ground salmon mixed with pistachio pesto, then baked in phyllo dough and served with a side of orange‐chipotle mayonnaise.

$15.25

-

Mahi Mahi Taco Burger

Mixed with jalapenos, citrus, and fresh vegetables, then breaded in a corn chip crust and wrapped in a tortilla with Bangkok slaw and pico de gallo. Fresh tomatillo guacamole is on the side.

$15.25

-

Silly Turkey Burger

Mixed with risotto; on a bolo with basil‐goat cheese mayonnaise side.

$12.25

-

The Ma‐ma‐mumbai Turkey Burger

Ground turkey infused with rosemary, curry, cumin, allspice, and ginger; topped with smoked Gouda and sliced apples on a grilled bolo with a side of curry mayonnaise.

$13.25

-

Vertiginous Vegan Burgers

No animal products used. Comes with a choice of balsamic bean salad or Bangkok slaw side.

Quinoa Vegan Burger

Vegetarian, gluten-free. Quinoa, black beans and sweet potato with cilantro‐cashew pesto, in a crunchy corn chip crust. Served without a bun due to the corn chip crust.

$13.25

-

Poco Loco Vegan Burger

Roasted tempeh and wild black rice meld with peppers, onions and black beans the ’burger’ is then spiced, wrapped in a tomato tortilla with avocado and grilled. Salsa and vegan sour cream on the side. (gluten-free without the wrap).

$14.25

-

Birdie Mae Burger

Grilled tempeh, purple sticky rice, sweet potato, roasted sunflower seeds and rose‐ mary‐pumpkin pesto combine to accentuate taste and texture. Grilled into a tomato tortilla.

$12.25

-

Wild & Crazy Mushroom Burger

Portabella, porcini and domestic mushrooms mixed with risotto and sautéed vegetables. This one is served on a vegan bun with a side of wild mushroom gravy.

$11.25

-

Mad Max Burgers

Ground short rib/chuck beef blend served in wacky fashion. All beef burgers are gluten-free without the bread.

The Red Rage Franco Beef & Boursin Burger

Grilled and topped with creamy herbed cheese, roasted sunflower seeds, and alfalfa sprouts, on a wheat Kaiser roll.

$13.25

-

The Fire "Works" Burger

Coated with our fennel rub and topped with melted Gouda caramelized onion and red pepper rings; served on a bolo with crisp bacon and Chile garlic mayonnaise.

$15.25

-

Loco Burger

Beef, black beans, and cheddar, grilled with avocado in a tortilla and topped with salsa.

$14.25

-

Wassup Burger

Coated with sesame‐ fennel ‐wasabi rub, topped with Brie and onion rings ; on a whole wheat bun. On the side, you’ll find a wasabi‐chipotle mayonnaise.

$13.25

-

Quirky Cajun Burger

With caramelized onions and creole spices. On a bolo with creole catsup.

$11.25

-

Goofy Gorgonzola Burger

Topped with caramelized onions and gorgonzola cheese. This savory burger is served on a grilled bolo with a side of creamy onion‐gorgonzola dressing.

$12.25

-

Moo‐moo Melt

An old school patty melt. Ground beef topped with caramelized onions, griddled and pressed into rye bread with mayonnaise and cheddar.

$12.25

-

Plain & Simple Burger

On a toasted bolo. Personalize it with the "add‐ons".

$10.25

-

House Specialties

Usually with home fries.

Mexi‐eggs

Scrambled, avocado, black beans, salsa, cheddar and sour cream in a crispy tortilla shell.

$12.25

-

Mexi Burrito

Similar to mexi eggs, wrapped in a soft tortilla.

$12.25

-

Eggs Bernadette

Grilled corned beef hash over poached eggs on a bolo with hollandaise.

$13.25

-

Eggs Benedict

Grilled Canadian bacon and poached eggs topped with hollandaise on a bolo.

$12.25

-

Eggs Florentine

Steamed spinach, artichokes and poached eggs topped with hollandaise on a bolo.

$12.25

-

Benny Latke

Zucchini latkes, poached eggs topped with hollandaise on a bolo.

$13.25

-

Mexi ‐tofu

Seasoned tofu, scrambled with avocado, smoky salsa, goat cheese. Served with brioche.

$11.25

-

Nikisha Fu

Seasoned tofu, scrambled with vegan sausage, steamed broccoli, spinach, mushrooms and soy cheese. Topped with avocado and red onion. Presented with salsa and rye toast.

$13.25

-

The Woods’ Tofu

Steve’s concoction consists of scrambled tofu tossed with tomatoes, black beans, and soy cheese, served with multi‐grain toast and fresh fruit. (gluten-free without bread).

$11.25

-

Avocado Toast

Thick cut whole wheat toast points with tomatillo guacamole, crazy salt, alfalfa sprouts, and a lemon wedge. Served with fresh fruit healthy af.

$10.95

-

Dissertations

Raspberry Key Lime Pie

Gluten-free. The dessert we're famous for–with whipped cream and raspberry sauce.

$7.25

-

Fried Mexican Ice Cream

Rolled in frosty flakes. Topped with honey, caramel, chocolate, and whipped cream.

$7.25

-

Chocolate Chip Cookie Split

Our homemade cookie with a scoop of ice cream, banana, chocolate sauce, caramel, whipped cream and chopped walnuts.

$7.25

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Vegan Carrot Cake

Cream cheese frosting, toasted coconut, walnuts.

$7.25

-

Vegan Cookie Split

Cappy cookies, rice dream, banana, chocolate sauce, and powdered sugar.

$7.25

-

Nitro Cart Coffee (16 oz.)

Tlc cold brew tapped with pure nitrogen. This creates a smooth and creamy texture without adding any dairy or sugar. Nitro coffee pours like a guinness beer without the fizz. Tlc’s craft nitro features an espresso blend with deep tones of cocoa.

$5.75

-

Quesadilla Zona

Breakfast Quesadilla

Turkey sausage, roasted peppers, black beans, and cheddar, jack scrambled with eggs, and grilled into a flour tortilla, topped with salsa and sour cream.

$12.25

-

Just in Quesadilla

Steamed spinach, tomato, goat cheese and artichoke hearts scrambled with eggs and grilled in a tomato tortilla, topped with red pepper oil.

$12.25

-

Western Quesadilla

Canadian bacon, caramelized onions, roasted red peppers and cheddar, jack grilled in a flour tortilla with scrambled eggs topped with hollandaise.

$12.25

-

Vegan Quesadilla

Vegan sausage, spinach, mushrooms, broccoli and soy cheese with seasoned scrambled tofu grilled in a tomato tortilla with salsa and red pepper oil.

$13.25

-

Other Stuff

Honey BBQ Chicken Enchilada

Honey glazed chicken, grilled, pulled, and mixed with corn, black bean and fresh jalapeños. Baked in a flour tortilla with a tangy barbeque mole and cheddar -jack cheese.

$15.99

-

Coconut Chicken Sandwich

On a bolo tossed in buffalo, general dean’s, teriyaki or barbecue sauce; creamy gorgonzola dressing on the side.

$10.25

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West Coast Vegan Enchilada

Vegetarian. A flavorful mix of roasted tempeh, pinto beans, eggplant, and peppers smothered in a barbecue mole then baked into a tomato tortilla.

$16.99

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Crazy Kids' Stuff

No big kids allowed!

Kid Burger

On a mini bun with fries.

$5.25

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Kid Dog

On a long bun with fries.

$5.25

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Kid Tenders

With fries.

$6.25

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Kid Grilled

With fries.

$5.25

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Kid Za

Sauce and cheese.

$5.25

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Poquito Loco Burger

Vegetarian. Vegan burger for kids only. On a tortilla with fries.

$6.25

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Kid Eggs

One egg with homefries and toast.

$3.25

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Kid Egg Sand

One over hard with cheese on a mini bun with homefries.

$4.25

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Kid Mickey Cakes

With whipped cream.

$3.25

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Crazy Sides

All sides are vegetarian, gluten-free.

Balsamic Bean Salad

Great Northern beans in balsamic vinaigrette.

$3.25

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Bangkok Slaw

Savoy and Napa cabbages marinated in soy, ginger and lime.

$2.99

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House Cut French Fries

$4.25

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Fresh Sweet Potato Fries

$5.25

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Poundies

Irish mashed potatoes with spinach, carrots and basil "pounded" in.

$5.25

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Roasted Vegetable Salad

With red pepper–sriracha oil.

$5.25

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Bowl of Pickles

$2.25

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Mouth-Watering Beverages

Smoothies

Crazy fruit concoctions with yogurt, simple syrup and ice.

$6.25

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Crazy Size Your Smoothie (24 oz.)

$9.50

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Fresh Juices

$6.25

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Crazy Combos

$6.25

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Milkshakes

$6.25

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Vegan Shakes

$7.25

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Frozen Lemonade

Made with freshly squeezed lemons, fruit purees and simple syrup.

$6.50

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Espresso Drinks

Cammie’s Phat Frappuccino

A shot of espresso, a shot of coffee, a touch of cream, a jigger of chocolate, a touch of caramel, a little bit more sugar, blend with ice, top with whipped cream and you are good to go.

$5.25

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Nitro Coffee

$5.75

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Luluna Kombucha

$5.25

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Espresso

$2.25

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Latte

$4.25

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Iced Mocha

$5.25

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Iced Latte

$5.25

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Caramel Latte

Hot or iced.

$5.25

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Big Train Chai

Vanilla, spiced or chocolate.

$4.25

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Iced Chai

$5.25

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Redeye

$4.25

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Americano

$3.25

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Iced Americano

$3.75

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Macchiato

$3.99

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Iced Chocolate-Ginger Snap Chai

$5.25

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Chai Charger

Hot or iced. Chai with a shot of espresso.

$5.25

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Iced Espresso

$3.25

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Cappuccino

$4.25

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Mochachino

$4.25

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Other Great Beverages

Soft Drinks

$2.25

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Coffee

Colombian- regular or decaf.

$2.25

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Teas

Lipton (regular or decaf).

$1.50

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Herbal Teas

$1.75

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Iced Tea (Unsweetened)

$2.25

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TLC Iced Coffee

$2.75

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Milk

$1.99

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Chocolate Milk

$2.25

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Coffee Milk

$2.25

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Hot Chocolate

$2.25

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Cranberry Juice

$2.25

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Tomato Juice

$2.25

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Arnold Palmer

$3.25

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Crazy Burger Cafe & Juice Bar Menu Prices

Appetizers

Soups & Salads

Hoof, Fin & Claw Burgers

Vertiginous Vegan Burgers

Mad Max Burgers

House Specialties

Dissertations

Quesadilla Zona

Other Stuff

Crazy Kids' Stuff

Crazy Sides

Mouth-Watering Beverages

Espresso Drinks

Other Great Beverages

Basic Breakfast Stuff

Breakfast Sandwiches

Breakfast Crepes

Pancakes, French Toast, Waffles

Side Plates - Breakfast

Appetizers

Soups & Salads

Hoof, Fin & Claw Burgers

Vertiginous Vegan Burgers

Mad Max Burgers

House Specialties

Dissertations

Quesadilla Zona

Other Stuff

Crazy Kids' Stuff

Crazy Sides

Mouth-Watering Beverages

Espresso Drinks

Other Great Beverages

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